Inspired and deeply motivated by the ubiquitous presence of chaptas, I felt like penning down a chapta mini-dictionary with the phonetics( the most important part). Best part about this is there is no adherence to any grammar and everyone can have their own style :-)). Few words and they way they are popularly pronounced by a colleague. Absolutely no offences..just pure fun

Chucka -- Check ,Coni - Calling, Coojew - Could you, Daashar - Darshan, Eeen -- In, Jaw - George,Gunness- Goodness, Hess - Hell, Hapnee- Happening, Khaiyaan - Kalyan, Khatika - Kartik, Laaen - Naeem, Lowry - Larry, Meenion - Million, Maajeu - Module,Nou - Not,Paave - Parvez, Peshaan -- Patient, Red - Reya, Reesoni - Risoli, Whaw - What, Hocohoni - Workoholic.

Now a sentence using most of the words stated above
Khatika whee you go to(through) Lowry's maajeu "Chucka Peshaan Eeen". O my gunness..I donno whys (why its) nou whakeen..Whas Hess hapnee? Khaiyaan coojew to my offi(office)?Paave, Daashar is coni you..so you and Jaw go to heen ( him). Laaen is a hocohoni..heza guda mangere( he is a good manager)dau (though)..hedaza meenion taske phah dey ( he does a million tasks a day)

Sad but true..no doubt chaptas suck in presentations and desis capitalize !