Wrath

Here is my 2nd offering on the Se7en deadly sins after Lust.

The green yonder where my brothers grazed
Is strewn with men putrefied or an amputee
My pure azure sky has turned a fiery grey
Led me to believe in revenge and anarchy.

Marching around like a dumb sheep
To uphold a few rogues' cataclysm
My blood fertilizes the land
While you feast on flesh and Rum.

You raped my women and poisoned my land
Whilst I tremble standing atop my debris
I'm normally not a praying man, but I
Wish HE bestows upon you pain and travesty.

This spite is sucking me deeper
Burning soul nailed in your greedy crucifix
Vengeance will rise from the ashes
Towering like a ravaging Phoenix.

Armed with broken bones and rotting flesh
I carry on undeterred
An eye for an eye, will only
Pave way to open my Third.

Lust

I'm starting to write a new Series on the Seven Deadly Sins.
Here is my first offering - Lust.

Gorging the apple that fell from the tree
Poisoned the minds who were once so free
Enslaved by the serpent and swayed by gust
Forbidden fruit had sown its seeds of lust.

The yearning, the aching, the endless desire
Hordes of angels adding fuel to fire
The Bull forever craves for the garden of Rose
Deflower the lasses to quench all its woes.

Beauty may lie in the eye of the beholder
Adoring only 'one' makes love grow older
Forced to release the bellowing Beast
The fangs of the serpent has roses for feast.

Strutting proudly his scars of virility
Donning the face of a new found nobility
Planting the seeds in each and every womb
The desire rests only when he lies in his tomb.

The apple that fell was coated with decree
Tree of Life pleaded mankind to agree
It’s not in our nature to conform and to trust
Love will erode but eternal is lust.

-Balls

Lazy Man's Lyric

Let me just put up a disclaimer saying that what you read will not fit the billing that the title has. I couldn't come up with anything else than a cheap shot at this great Met number. Just lazy ramblings during lunchtime on a Friday afternoon. So, here it is :

2 weeks since I started my new job
WFH, a dream fulfilled at last
Those Siemens 10'oclock meetings
Seem like distant past

Those shivery winter mornings
To warm my car, I would wait
No matter how hard I tried
I would always show up late

12th Jan the day I left
Was nothing special so to say
Ballsy wrote my farewell email
And clearly saved my day

Past 2 weeks have been interesting
With lotsa new things to learn
What I've done so far is bollocks
To justify the salary that I earn

A couch potato, I have become
I F5 rediff, Freaks Inc and spam
"Old habits die hard", I'd say
The loser that I am

Every new day in this job signals
The opening of a new vista
Despite my best efforts
This rhyme will still be pista

- Aup

Running like Bevan

Continuing the 3rd Birthday celebrations of Freaks Inc., here is my humble contribution...a brief bitter-sweet history of our blog to the legendary tune of 'Stairway to Heaven'. Try to sing along to the tune to get a better appreciation.

There was a blog i had known, that Marw had sown
And twas rotting away to oblivion
And he nagged all along, asked if our brains had all froze
Being a bore he got what he had sown for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And his Hotlinks had found a new Haven

There was a whiner called 'Ball' whose heart wasn't pure
And you know his blogging had no meaning
Eating all that you cook, was a Baba with flings
Mostly all of his thoughts were Death ridden

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
Baba lived with a guy, as black as Raven

Long hair, loose he let, his ass was the best
Vcd's inputs were never so pleasing
Tens of names cudve been, genius stroke and twas "Freaks"
And new topics to blog they all were looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
Scratching their brains left them unshaven

Goli & Sri joined soon, after sex under the moon
Coz the blog was the flavor of the season
But a new day didn't dawn for the blog was a thong
Lovely front but an ugly posterior

Was Freaks a blunder?

We had a nervous sweat in our eyebrow
But we took a vow
We'll keep blogging and comment MEAN

Yes there were fights and Marw sure did cry
Didn't we have fun
His retorts only made you laugh or yawn

Our blog was humming and it didn't slow coz of CULTS u know
Jemz's acting made u blog him
Dear Bubbah never did we forgo, even a single show
Your greatness lies on every Freaks' mind

{TA DA TANG ... TA DA TANG...Genius air solo by Balls}

~ (Fast) ~

And as we blogged on down the road
'Inspired' KK joined the show
'Sandas' Mike as we all know
Ciphers on us who wud bestow
Now even Todd was brought to fold
Read his blogs very hard
He made sure it wud be your last
When Bhaiyya wrote just one and one thats all
We still rock and now on a roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
But we'll never buy a domain of our own

There was a blog i had known, that Marw had sown
Contributors are now one more than Eleven
And we celebrate the 3rd, birthday of Freaks
Cheers to those who've penned, on what we adore

And we're running....like Michael Bevan, uh uh uh.