A Flash back on the history of Research
I had promised myself that i wudnt write a blog unless Bailya or Marwadi came up with one of their own. But probably Marwadi didnt 'have a topic' to write on (or nothing interesting to hotlink) and Bailya was too busy maintaining his 'physique' now that he is 'health concious'I thought of writing un meself and not subduing my creative juices :-).
As an aftermath of Goli's 'commiserations' yday...i got more curious about the Veteran's previous research works. After a few days of Googling I uncovered Goli bhais entire 'Discograffe' (Discography for the imbiciles and uninitiated). So here are the complete works of Goli with his previous advisors.
123123 B.C.- 1 A.D. --> Goli's research work is unkown for this period coz it was not recorded. The Long reams of papyrus was lost during the transition of the known Earth from Ice age to bronze age. Some say Alexander The Great destroyed them coz Goli wudnt give in to his flirtatious advances and some say it was gobbled up by Brontosaurus due to lack of trees arnd for all the trees were used to make the humungous amnts of paper Goli required to write his works. Investigations are underway...checkout this space for updates.
1 A.D. - 5 A.D. -->
Advisor:Vatsyayana
Research work:The advantages of practicising Tantrik Sex to obtain 'Pink Perfection' arousal on a 'testbed' in Pakistan with a 'wierdly athletic' Chinese as the Rhesus Monkey.
Sometime during the 14th Century A.D. --> (Goole cudnt come up with exact dates coz this was a 'secret' project)
Advisor: Leonardo DaVinci
Research: Didnt work much with him but just did an independent study with him when he gave me his complete works 'The Davinci code'which I read sitting in the potty and leaving it in the rest-room so that others wudnt be able to find the book for 3 whole months. And it goes without saying that all this was done with flushing twice :-). Current and future work ('Ab main bilkul buddha hoon 'Goli' khaake jeeta hoon...fir bhi aaj bhi ghar ke andhar...tan tan tan dan....)
1669 A.D. - 1687 A.D. -->
Advisor: Sir Issac Newton
Research Work: Delving on the intricacies of the number line and disproving Galileo on how 1 by half is equal to 1/2 and also did a side project with novena rangwala to prove that probability of occurance can be more than 1.
1850 A.D - 1860 A.D -->
Advisor:Charles Darwin
Research work: Evolution of mankind and their friendly interaction with dinosaurs along the way.
1862 A.D. - 1882 A.D. -->
Advisor: Alfred Noble
Research work: He suxx ...Goli made the dynamite and he took the credit (The disease called the 'Marwadi-syndrome'was in the air in the late 1800s...choone se felthi hai). The dynamite technology is used in large scale to build on ideas for blowing up tanks and base stations in the new age computer game called Enemy Territory.
1901 A.D. - 1942 A.D. -->
Advisor: Albert Einstein
Research work: The theory of relativity and how that is related to the dynamics of figure skating.
1942 A.D. - 1945 A.D. --> World War II
1945 A.D. - 1947 A.D. --> Quit India movement and India's Independence.
1999 A.D - 2002 A.D. -->
Advisor: Mithun Minhas
Research: On the extrapolation of Baseball strategies into front foot forward defence to smother the spin on 'blood covered' wickets of Srinagar.
2002 A.D. - 2004 A.D. -->
Advisor: Dr.Strangelove :-)
Research: DIAS FEC codes as a sequel to Amit's fucked up screwed up project work for BER part of ECC to imbibe a token of System view with a broad overview of PDF and PMF over-ruling Monte-Carlo's ABC ( not A B C of grading mind u).
After reading the entire works of such a great man i feel im really really honoured to have such a great 'busurgh' as my roomie. Sir Goli ur 9999 years have finally paid off...congratulations on graduating
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