JLT (Just like that for the uninitiated and imbiciles)

I recently got an mp3 player for my bro back home in india which i was planning to pass it on thru Goli. It was a 256Mb Sandisk player....really sleek. It arrived and was lying arnd between all the rubble that u cud find in #191. After 3 days of patience sapping eagerness, i finally decided to open it....but wait there was a war of words that ensued in my mind between my evil side and my good side(yes i do have one!). I immediately started writing an email to my bro....here it goes:

Twas a Clash-o-Clash
Of mind's mish-mash

Is it beast's way
Or Heaven's sway

Read my li'll bro
Wandering thoughts, to and fro....

I simply cudnt resist a sexy mp3 player lying in my bedroom unopened....as my hands flayed arnd the terse packing....my mind wandered...just a lill exploring i thought...lemme just check how it sounds...is it worth all that money??Then the angel appeared from the other end to say "Dude STOP its for ur bro!!"As always the BEAST within me won!!! Opened the box...put in the battery and plugged in the USB to transfer a few songs...60 to be precise.And after fiddling with the arm band....i decided fuck it its notworth the wait...POWER ON BABY!The chugging guitars of Toni Iommi and the mellifuluos voice Ozzy traveresed thru my pinna slamming hard on the eardrums...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!Dude this mp3 player fuckin roxx big time....im having serious thoughts now whether i shud give it to u or not :-). Its almost hightime that I win something and u dont!

And here is what my bro replied to my email:

How can one thank his own brother?
The one who is with you longer than your mother
And one who cares for who cares for as would a father
Well, how can one really thank his own brother?

How about buying something for him you say?
Gifts and gags you certainly may,
But, true feelings they never can convey!

How about writing something about him you say?
Loads of words make opinions sway and you can thank him that way,
But, who has the time for reading, today!

Well, how can one really, really thank his own brother?
There's only one way I say,
And that's the one which was underway!

-Balls