This might be a complete walkaway from the kind of posts we expect here. But it is one brilliant read. Posted it here cause I think most of us are Google Freaks too.
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FREAKS INC
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Came across this article on Tabloid Times abt a campaign run by Pepsi in India. The Slogan goes Pakis Khallas ... Ab Aur Badi Hai Pyaas .
I think its one hell of a campaign.
Kudos To Pepsi India for coming up with another brilliant campaign.
I think its one hell of a campaign.
Kudos To Pepsi India for coming up with another brilliant campaign.
Happenings over the last two days:
1. Belur is Freaks Inc's offical deity. " Bhagwaan Arun" showed his omnipresence by meeting Vishal, Bala, Anubhav and I at some instance or the other on the same day, something like " Bhagwaan Arun prakat hue ".Any color which is ubiquitous is henceforth an Arun color; for eg " Off white colored Khakis " will be now identified as Arun colored khakis.
2. Hawas is one of the Freak cult films, and the offical anthem is " Teri Chahat mein badhne lagi hoon..main har hadh se gujar ne lagi hoon", the video of which, features a bimbo named Meghna Naidu possessing big saggy assets and two fuck faces named Shawar Ali ( a chronic case of limited vocabulary. Only words spoken " Yeaaaah ") and Aryan Vaid (Ex Mr India turned Mr Porn India). Hawas is also a new genre of porn called "Slappy Porn". Hawas is a must see Hindi porn bonanza which according to Shawar, is a "family" film.
3. Freaks Inc introduces a new cult figure : Ramakant "theyar"
4.Upcoming movies at Oaklee Theatres :
Hawas - * ing Shawar Ali, Aryan Vaid and Meghna Naidu
the trailors preceeding this film are also something to look forward to: 1>Silence Please..This is the dressing room *ing Salil Ankola, 2>Sheen * ing Atul Wassan, a babe named Sheen and the one and only master of constipation Raj Babbar. Also ,we will request IndiaInfo.com to make the trailors of the movie "Papa the Great" : *ing the one and only Kishan Kumar, available online.
Exclusive: An interview with our man " Shawar Ali " , courtesy Times of India
5. Srikant finally has a claim to fame. In our discussion about how wierd the movies are named nowadays in particular reference to "Daag: the fire" or " Jaal: the trap". Srikant has this suggestion: Rename the film Supari to " Supari: the tobacco". This culminated our Friday night session of watchin fucked Hindi film trailors.
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1. Belur is Freaks Inc's offical deity. " Bhagwaan Arun" showed his omnipresence by meeting Vishal, Bala, Anubhav and I at some instance or the other on the same day, something like " Bhagwaan Arun prakat hue ".Any color which is ubiquitous is henceforth an Arun color; for eg " Off white colored Khakis " will be now identified as Arun colored khakis.
2. Hawas is one of the Freak cult films, and the offical anthem is " Teri Chahat mein badhne lagi hoon..main har hadh se gujar ne lagi hoon", the video of which, features a bimbo named Meghna Naidu possessing big saggy assets and two fuck faces named Shawar Ali ( a chronic case of limited vocabulary. Only words spoken " Yeaaaah ") and Aryan Vaid (Ex Mr India turned Mr Porn India). Hawas is also a new genre of porn called "Slappy Porn". Hawas is a must see Hindi porn bonanza which according to Shawar, is a "family" film.
3. Freaks Inc introduces a new cult figure : Ramakant "theyar"
4.Upcoming movies at Oaklee Theatres :
Hawas - * ing Shawar Ali, Aryan Vaid and Meghna Naidu
the trailors preceeding this film are also something to look forward to: 1>Silence Please..This is the dressing room *ing Salil Ankola, 2>Sheen * ing Atul Wassan, a babe named Sheen and the one and only master of constipation Raj Babbar. Also ,we will request IndiaInfo.com to make the trailors of the movie "Papa the Great" : *ing the one and only Kishan Kumar, available online.
Exclusive: An interview with our man " Shawar Ali " , courtesy Times of India
5. Srikant finally has a claim to fame. In our discussion about how wierd the movies are named nowadays in particular reference to "Daag: the fire" or " Jaal: the trap". Srikant has this suggestion: Rename the film Supari to " Supari: the tobacco". This culminated our Friday night session of watchin fucked Hindi film trailors.
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Friday, April 02, 2004
Answers to the trivia questions.....Vishal answered 4 of the 7 right....so here it goes....
1.Who was the first batsman to be given out obstructing the field in ODIs?
ANS:Rameez Raja became the first batsman to be dismissed obstructing the field in ODIs when he hit the ball with his bat to avoid being run out when taking a second run trying to complete his hundred on the final ball of the match. This was during the second one day between england and pakistan played at karachi in 1987.
2.Sanath Jayasuriya has made 30 runs off a single over twice.Who were the bowlers on the two occasions?
ANS:Aamir sohail and chris harris. (Bailye u were right abt the NZ bowler)
3.Who was the team manager who persuaded Gavaskar to return to the field after he threatened to stalk off at the MCG in 1981?
ANS:Hemu adhikari.
4.Related to worldcups complete the sequence:
Mcdermott,Imran khan,Mcgrath,Saqlain,________
ANS:McGrath ,they were the ppl who bowled the last over of the worldcups. (Brilliant Bailye)
5.Who was the non-striker when Javed Miandad hit that famous last-ball six off Chetan Sharma at Sharjah?
ANS:Tauseef Ahmed
6.Harbhajan Singh's 15-217 at Chennai in 2000-01 took him into the company of Wilfred Rhodes and Colin Blythe to achieve what feat?
ANS:These are the people who haven taken maximum wickets in a test match without a single BOWLED.
7.What is common to the following Mumbai/Bombay Captains
K.C Abraham,Ashok Mankad,Sunil Gavaskar,Sanjay Manjrekar
ANS:Mumbai has won the ranji trophy 35 out of 39 times.The only 4 times they lost these were the captains on that occasions. (Bailya does it again...Statsguru tussi jai ho!)
Balls
1.Who was the first batsman to be given out obstructing the field in ODIs?
ANS:Rameez Raja became the first batsman to be dismissed obstructing the field in ODIs when he hit the ball with his bat to avoid being run out when taking a second run trying to complete his hundred on the final ball of the match. This was during the second one day between england and pakistan played at karachi in 1987.
2.Sanath Jayasuriya has made 30 runs off a single over twice.Who were the bowlers on the two occasions?
ANS:Aamir sohail and chris harris. (Bailye u were right abt the NZ bowler)
3.Who was the team manager who persuaded Gavaskar to return to the field after he threatened to stalk off at the MCG in 1981?
ANS:Hemu adhikari.
4.Related to worldcups complete the sequence:
Mcdermott,Imran khan,Mcgrath,Saqlain,________
ANS:McGrath ,they were the ppl who bowled the last over of the worldcups. (Brilliant Bailye)
5.Who was the non-striker when Javed Miandad hit that famous last-ball six off Chetan Sharma at Sharjah?
ANS:Tauseef Ahmed
6.Harbhajan Singh's 15-217 at Chennai in 2000-01 took him into the company of Wilfred Rhodes and Colin Blythe to achieve what feat?
ANS:These are the people who haven taken maximum wickets in a test match without a single BOWLED.
7.What is common to the following Mumbai/Bombay Captains
K.C Abraham,Ashok Mankad,Sunil Gavaskar,Sanjay Manjrekar
ANS:Mumbai has won the ranji trophy 35 out of 39 times.The only 4 times they lost these were the captains on that occasions. (Bailya does it again...Statsguru tussi jai ho!)
Balls
Guys,
I found this really really funny.......
As most of u know i read the Message boards on BBC.......quite interesting to read Paki fans views (3rd rate comments laced with the quintessence of paki English).
There is this Paki in that board with an absolutely irritating sign-in name 'chetan2miandad'....stupid fuck. Chutiyagiri likta rehta hai.
Then this godly Indian comes along.....absolutely ingenious piece of sign-in 'Shoaib2Balaji'.......masterstroke......maachod di us paki ki!!!
Balls
I found this really really funny.......
As most of u know i read the Message boards on BBC.......quite interesting to read Paki fans views (3rd rate comments laced with the quintessence of paki English).
There is this Paki in that board with an absolutely irritating sign-in name 'chetan2miandad'....stupid fuck. Chutiyagiri likta rehta hai.
Then this godly Indian comes along.....absolutely ingenious piece of sign-in 'Shoaib2Balaji'.......masterstroke......maachod di us paki ki!!!
Balls
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Ahhhhh.....first things first..awesome victory mate....1st April.....another date to be remembered for life.
Here r a few Cricket teasers....lets see how many of u get the it right.....
1.Who was the first batsman to be given out obstructing the field in ODIs?(knew only one...)
2.Sanath Jayasuriya has made 30 runs off a single over twice.Who were the bowlers on the two occasions?
3.Who was the team manager who persuaded Gavaskar to return to the field after he threatened to stalk off at the MCG in 1981?
4.Related to worldcups complete the sequence:
Mcdermott,Imran khan,Mcgrath,Saqlain,________
5.Who was the non-striker when Javed Miandad hit that famous last-ball six off Chetan Sharma at Sharjah? (this was the only one on top of my head)
6.Harbhajan Singh's 15-217 at Chennai in 2000-01 took him into the company of Wilfred Rhodes and Colin Blythe to achieve what feat?
7.Had people watched the recent Ranjitrophy finals coverage on television(marked by poor coverage and extremely biased commentary,not to mention my home team losing),U shud be able to get this one.What is common to the following Mumbai/Bombay Captains
K.C Abraham,Ashok Mankad,Sunil Gavaskar,Sanjay Manjrekar
Ill post the answers after u guys give it a shot......
Happy 'Googling' :-)
Here r a few Cricket teasers....lets see how many of u get the it right.....
1.Who was the first batsman to be given out obstructing the field in ODIs?(knew only one...)
2.Sanath Jayasuriya has made 30 runs off a single over twice.Who were the bowlers on the two occasions?
3.Who was the team manager who persuaded Gavaskar to return to the field after he threatened to stalk off at the MCG in 1981?
4.Related to worldcups complete the sequence:
Mcdermott,Imran khan,Mcgrath,Saqlain,________
5.Who was the non-striker when Javed Miandad hit that famous last-ball six off Chetan Sharma at Sharjah? (this was the only one on top of my head)
6.Harbhajan Singh's 15-217 at Chennai in 2000-01 took him into the company of Wilfred Rhodes and Colin Blythe to achieve what feat?
7.Had people watched the recent Ranjitrophy finals coverage on television(marked by poor coverage and extremely biased commentary,not to mention my home team losing),U shud be able to get this one.What is common to the following Mumbai/Bombay Captains
K.C Abraham,Ashok Mankad,Sunil Gavaskar,Sanjay Manjrekar
Ill post the answers after u guys give it a shot......
Happy 'Googling' :-)
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