Happenings over the last two days:
1. Belur is Freaks Inc's offical deity. " Bhagwaan Arun" showed his omnipresence by meeting Vishal, Bala, Anubhav and I at some instance or the other on the same day, something like " Bhagwaan Arun prakat hue ".Any color which is ubiquitous is henceforth an Arun color; for eg " Off white colored Khakis " will be now identified as Arun colored khakis.
2. Hawas is one of the Freak cult films, and the offical anthem is " Teri Chahat mein badhne lagi hoon..main har hadh se gujar ne lagi hoon", the video of which, features a bimbo named Meghna Naidu possessing big saggy assets and two fuck faces named Shawar Ali ( a chronic case of limited vocabulary. Only words spoken " Yeaaaah ") and Aryan Vaid (Ex Mr India turned Mr Porn India). Hawas is also a new genre of porn called "Slappy Porn". Hawas is a must see Hindi porn bonanza which according to Shawar, is a "family" film.
3. Freaks Inc introduces a new cult figure : Ramakant "theyar"
4.Upcoming movies at Oaklee Theatres :
Hawas - * ing Shawar Ali, Aryan Vaid and Meghna Naidu
the trailors preceeding this film are also something to look forward to: 1>Silence Please..This is the dressing room *ing Salil Ankola, 2>Sheen * ing Atul Wassan, a babe named Sheen and the one and only master of constipation Raj Babbar. Also ,we will request IndiaInfo.com to make the trailors of the movie "Papa the Great" : *ing the one and only Kishan Kumar, available online.
Exclusive: An interview with our man " Shawar Ali " , courtesy Times of India
5. Srikant finally has a claim to fame. In our discussion about how wierd the movies are named nowadays in particular reference to "Daag: the fire" or " Jaal: the trap". Srikant has this suggestion: Rename the film Supari to " Supari: the tobacco". This culminated our Friday night session of watchin fucked Hindi film trailors.

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