Guys..one among the most hillarious emails I have ever read

Reference :- An F1 student, Gujju guy from Bbay coming to the USA for his Phd in Biomedical Engineering. Friend from India coming to send him (Gujju guy) off at the airport writes this mail to his friend going to pick him up from the airport in the US.

The characters : N( Gujju guy travelling), M(his friend in the US who will receive him from the airport), S( friend who was there to bid N farewell at Sahar), V ( the author of this mail)

Quote of the mail from V to M:

Hi M,

S and I ( V ) went to drop off  N at the airport last night. N's dad had taken entrance passes for all of us and so S and I went inalong with N's relatives into the visitors' area.The hour that followed was quite an interesting one. N apparently was a little overweight (not his body, his cabin luggage) He came back to the visitors' area to ask for advice on how to deal with it. "D" (N's brother) pressed a few five hundred rupee notes into his hand and asked him to bribe the official. I don't exactly know the details of how everything eventually transpired, but from the way I understood it, N shelled out the moolah and still had to decrease some of the books that he was carrying. In any case, N asked me to mail you and to ask you to NOT FORGET to pick him up. There, I've passed on the message. Now it's your job to curse him for his lack of faith when he reaches there.

Also, N is wearing an orange woollen shirt that is probably the most hideous bit of garmentry I have ever laid my eyes upon. Though I couldn't get him to confirm the hypothesis, I have a feeling that it's for the purpose of drawing the attention of rescuers in case the plane has to make an emergency landing in a forest and all neon lights on the plane are non-functional. Though his foresightedness does have a certain survivalistic appeal to it, the combination of overwhelming geekiness and blinding orange that was N last night was certainly an interesting sight.

Wear sunglasses when you pick him up. To avoid retinal damage.

V.
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~Anoop