The last post accounted for 32 (and still counting) comments...just goes to show how popular Gilchrist is! Since we are high on the dialogues front....im posting a few quintessential Bollywood dialogues :

1.The cult "Main tumhare bacche ke maa banne wali hoon"
2.Standard mother"Arrey beta naashta to karke jaao"
3.A gori gaavwali trying to free herself from Ranjeet"Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"
4.The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear ones" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
5.Amitabh in lakh movies "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."
6.The classic " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"
7.Iftekar...appearing as inspector(surprise surprise):" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai "
8.Garam Dharam/Amit/Pinchoo Kapoor " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
9.Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind(thooooo), dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"
10.And the greatest ofcourse....: "Aeeyy...aahh....aiiahhhh.....Aoooowwwwwwww" (Its from the movie Sansar starring Raj 'Constipated' Babbar :-)

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