Thursday, May 26, 2005

Happy Bday Meghneel

As Balls aptly puts it...
Jiska naam Meghneel hai, jo Malad se aata hai aur Temple University mein mein Master's kar raha hai Data Mining mein ..woh kabhi uth sakta hai kya??
The answer is a resounding No..woh kabhi nahi uth sakta jindagi mein..kyunki..
"Yaaahr !.. kuch cheejein hoti hai ..samjha karo"
1.He changes his name from Meghneel not to "Neel" or any simple Indian name but to Mike, easily the name of every 5th person in the US of A
2.He starts speaking his affected American accent the day he embarks in the USA (fresh of the boat).
3.His voicemail greeting has to be heard to be believed. "You have reached "Meg Neiyal"
4.His deep conversations always have to involve something gross like "SHIT". Sandaas is his fav word, usually interspersed with a barrage of expletives, a minimum of three a sentence.
5.Ask him anything, coming to Baltimore, going out somewhere,his first answer is always no. Finally he is the one who is most enthusiastic ..talking about "Line pe aana".
6.His first blog on Freaks Inc was the most controversial blog of 2005 on which at least three days were spent in heated discussion.
7.He is the only guy in our group to have the fame (read ignominy) of having his mugshot with a huge burger at "CheeBurger CheeBurger", Paoli PA after he finished eating a humongous 1 pound 4 ounce burger. Panni he re !
8.He is the girl judge GJ who certifies whether a girl is hot or not.
9.He hails from Temple unversity and is allergic to CPT and graduation extention.In his boredom he applies for OPT.
10.Think of any shortcoming and there is a hefty chance that he has it..

Thats Mike a.k.a MegNeiyal for you..
Jokes apart he is a very funny, happy go lucky person, cheerful inspite of being banged from all sides, hassle free, cool person to hang out with, understanding, mature and level-headed and one whose pleasing personality exhorts you to befriend him.
Here's wishing you many happy returns of the day Mike.Enjoy your day..kya pata shayad aakhri ho :-))
Aup

9 comments:

Balls said...

Ohh u forgot a very important factor here ....The only man (other than Paave) to have slept with Akshay Kumar!

Balls said...

OHH BABY...Happy Bday ;-)

Marw said...

Mike , can u hand me the coke can?

अनूप said...

Anubhav, talk about wishing on someone else's behalf..I di'nt know that you too had a darker side..good un..way to go!
Balls..all apologies. Infact my sincere apologies to Akshay..how could I not give him credit on Mike's bday. Speaking about credit and unnecessary footage, Girish and Mrs from New Delhi send in their best wishes to Mike( The power of Dr. Saab compels me !!)

Meghneel said...

Aup,

Thanks for the best birthday wish I ever got. Puts everything in perspective!

Mike

अनूप said...

Glad you felt that way Mike, my pleasure senor

Anonymous said...

Happy b'day dude!

Anonymous said...

happy birthday mike

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