Friday, November 04, 2005

40 Years of Torture and More !!!!

Well an epoch making event has just happened, Shahrukh Khan has turned 40 !!! This blog is dedicated to him and one of our esteemed reader who posted one of our hate mails for an earlier blog.

First and Foremost - Lets talk about the newest resolution of Shahrukh Khan -

"He is going to quit smoking"

Its quite a bold step to do. Infact, I believe he started smoking to show that he is a man enough. But after his happy relationship with his friend Karan Johar, I guess he has realized that he does not need to be a man anymore and can return to his basic instincts ... of bein a woman ...
You ask for proof !!! Watch the latest LUX ad.

The fallouts :-

1. We will have to endure more of his movies and his bakwaas for the coming decade. It was becoming unbearable but now since he wont die fast ... I can only worry about the future in Bollywood movies for us.

2. Infact i shudder at the thought when my Kid will ask "Why was sharukh khan considered such a best actor " in the most sarcastic voice. I guess the answer to that would be He is basically an embodiment of a female trapped in a male body and his constant trials and tribulations to retain his original form.

3. With Karan Johar not smoking too .. I guess we will see more relationship and association between SRK and KJ ... spells more trouble for us.

Second :-

" SRK always new he had talent and his success would be riding on talent than anything else" -- Azziz Mirza

Blah ... If he had talent then I have better talent than him in acting or even Balls.

Third :-

Two comments from SRK

"If in Titanic, an 80yr old woman can still love the young man she loved then why cant there be a love story between a ghost and a woman"

"Asoka is ahead of its contemporaries"

Should I even comment on it ..NAAAAAAAH

Also, Last but not he least

SRK : "I do not want to watch my own movie"

I guess he is better off having no issues with mental anguish which we suffer from his incessant
chattering ... and lack of any skills whatsoever .. I guess we can safely assume that he will outlive us.

I hope to see a movie where apna GOD (Amitji) kill him in a classic showdown in all the SeVen ways possible. We need a redeemer !!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moral of the story (based solely on the Blog):
1. Like father like son- Kausum's son is gonna be poor in English ("Why was sharukh khan considered such a best actor ")

2. Kausum is a better actor than me ("I have better talent than him in acting or even Balls.")

3. Kausum keeps a tab on Karan Johar (He knows for a fact that Karan doesnt smoke-"With Karan Johar not smoking too ")

4. SRK is a Natural....A Natural Fuckin Idiot i.e.

Ohhh...KK noble thoughts btw :-)

Anonymous said...

SRK isn't my favourite actor... but why does everyone take his case sooo much. Govinda, Sunil( Suneil) Shetty, Akshay Kumar, Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Jitendra, Rishi Kapoor, .....and many others are worse than Shah Rukh Khan.
Atleast Shah Rukh Khan .. by some stroke of luck ends up in a movie with a decent heroine and decent music.
Which is more than what we others can say about others.
... I have a qu..when a great actor like Amitabh says Shah Rukh Khan is a nice person, good actor, ..etc etc. what do you think is the reason behind this comment/statement ???

Anonymous said...

Sav,
If you are a person of Amitabh's stature, making politically correct statements is a part of your resume. How can Amitabh say to the press that he hates Shahrukh Khan ( his mannerisms, his pretence for acting etc etc) with every breath he(Amitabh) can muster..even if he so really wants to say that ? hence you never really know the truth behind those statements...

Anonymous said...

I agree that Amitabh has to make politically correct statements, but for once, why do we not give SRK the benefit of doubt and do believe that Amit is infact not making a empty gesture , but he really means it. Why is it so difficult for us to believe that SRK might indeed be good? We will never know the truth behind the statements, but we still hang SRK without a trial.Is that not a bit unfair?

Anonymous said...

A few key notes
(1) Kausum, don't home school your child.
(2) I think that Akshay Kumah is a good actor, bettah than SRK. See Police Force!!! Everything comes together in the end, what planning.
(3) Marw, well done, you have kept up your role as the permanent devil's advocate. Unfortunately, in this case, whatever you say is going to fall on deaf ears.
(4) That was a good one....In fact that was a great one !!!


p.s. I loved Bol Radha Bol Thyair !!!

Anonymous said...

did someone say Govinda is worst than SRK ! ..Govinda Rocks !

Anonymous said...

Shawar and I are in the same league!

Anonymous said...

Well its hell of easy to critize anyone, especially those who are popular...u keep mentioning asoka n lux ad ? i guess every SRK hater does...but why dont they mention DDLJ, baazigar, kabhi haan kabhi na et al...infact the list is endless..
generally actresses r in lux ads because "Sex" sells, but SRK too is as bigger a star to sell any product (be it a soap) as any of actresses would be..so he is there...

You don't like SRK fine...but the one line suffice to say "LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, YOU CAN'T IGNORE HIM"

moreover there are far worse actors present than him ? so why only criticize him ? start with everyone ? govinda who can hardly keep his mouth close be a serious or comedy scene..sunil shetty again the list is endless...

Anonymous said...

Well its hell of easy to critize anyone, especially those who are popular...u keep mentioning asoka n lux ad ? i guess every SRK hater does...but why dont they mention DDLJ, baazigar, kabhi haan kabhi na et al...infact the list is endless..
generally actresses r in lux ads because "Sex" sells, but SRK too is as bigger a star to sell any product (be it a soap) as any of actresses would be..so he is there...

You don't like SRK fine...but the one line suffice to say "LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, YOU CAN'T IGNORE HIM"

moreover there are far worse actors present than him ? so why only criticize him ? start with everyone ? govinda who can hardly keep his mouth close be a serious or comedy scene..sunil shetty again the list is endless...

Anonymous said...

how dare u!!!!! i love shah rukh khan....hes da best. i cnt believe u weirdos sit nd make a h8 club 4 shah rukh khan, i mean if u want a h8 club do on sum 1 reely crap lik ajay devgan!!!!! i cnt believe i even accidentaly cliked on dis stupid site.bunch of losers who btw i HATE!!

Anonymous said...

u idiots! shah rukh is da bst. wot da hell do u guys no. weirdos go nd make a h8 club bout ajay devgan or sum1. i h8 dis stupid site

Anonymous said...

i luv shah rukh!! i dnt no how u cant! hes da best

Anonymous said...

get a life guys.. who gives a shit.. do u see him at home talking about any of u? no... soo why do u give a fuck about his life.. let him be.. he is doing what he's doing because that's how he makes his living. period. done.

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