Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Running like Bevan

Continuing the 3rd Birthday celebrations of Freaks Inc., here is my humble contribution...a brief bitter-sweet history of our blog to the legendary tune of 'Stairway to Heaven'. Try to sing along to the tune to get a better appreciation.

There was a blog i had known, that Marw had sown
And twas rotting away to oblivion
And he nagged all along, asked if our brains had all froze
Being a bore he got what he had sown for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And his Hotlinks had found a new Haven

There was a whiner called 'Ball' whose heart wasn't pure
And you know his blogging had no meaning
Eating all that you cook, was a Baba with flings
Mostly all of his thoughts were Death ridden

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
Baba lived with a guy, as black as Raven

Long hair, loose he let, his ass was the best
Vcd's inputs were never so pleasing
Tens of names cudve been, genius stroke and twas "Freaks"
And new topics to blog they all were looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
Scratching their brains left them unshaven

Goli & Sri joined soon, after sex under the moon
Coz the blog was the flavor of the season
But a new day didn't dawn for the blog was a thong
Lovely front but an ugly posterior

Was Freaks a blunder?

We had a nervous sweat in our eyebrow
But we took a vow
We'll keep blogging and comment MEAN

Yes there were fights and Marw sure did cry
Didn't we have fun
His retorts only made you laugh or yawn

Our blog was humming and it didn't slow coz of CULTS u know
Jemz's acting made u blog him
Dear Bubbah never did we forgo, even a single show
Your greatness lies on every Freaks' mind

{TA DA TANG ... TA DA TANG...Genius air solo by Balls}

~ (Fast) ~

And as we blogged on down the road
'Inspired' KK joined the show
'Sandas' Mike as we all know
Ciphers on us who wud bestow
Now even Todd was brought to fold
Read his blogs very hard
He made sure it wud be your last
When Bhaiyya wrote just one and one thats all
We still rock and now on a roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
But we'll never buy a domain of our own

There was a blog i had known, that Marw had sown
Contributors are now one more than Eleven
And we celebrate the 3rd, birthday of Freaks
Cheers to those who've penned, on what we adore

And we're running....like Michael Bevan, uh uh uh.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Absolute beauty thyair. Most fitting tribute to three years of blogging. Had seen this one while you wrote it but I can 't help but admire the sheer genius of the man

Anonymous said...

hahah, fanastic .. you surely are the srk of freaks. inc :)

Anonymous said...

and the man kutte ki tarah haga .. *fantastic ..

Anonymous said...

"Contributors are now one more than eleven" , though rhyming, is a false statement as beaten to death in our discussion y'day. It should rather be

"Contributors are now one less than seven"

Anonymous said...

Brilliant one! I share the same sentiment as in Aup's first comment.

"Goli & Sri joined soon, after sex under the moon" - I guess that brings Sri out of the closet. NOW I understand the "intensity" of the back massage he'd given to Bala at Aup's place in Paoli last Thanksgiving! I also remember the "oohs and aahs" that had escaped Bala's lips then, but I don't wanna go thyaaaiir! :-)

Man, that was such a memorable trip (recalling events other than the one mentioned above). Is baar bhi kuch plans banaate hai. VCD aur Marw se ab tak mila nahi hoon. Mike kahaan to kone mein pada hai. Brother, urf "Laundhi Chumbak", Arizona mein sada raha hai...Baba, kuch karte hai! We are willing to host in Raleigh but there's not too much we could do in this ghostly town.

Anonymous said...

The Genius has done eeeet again ... very much like ramya and shawar ... never fails to deliver thyair ...

Class hai ... last para is absolutely brilliant ...

Anonymous said...

The Genius has done eeeet again ... very much like ramya and shawar ... never fails to deliver thyair ...

Class hai ... last para is absolutely brilliant ...

Anonymous said...

Amazing yaar!!!! Never cease to amaze ballsey!!!

Downloaded karaoke of the same just to sing along....dunnnnnn eeeeeeeetttt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

absolutely brilliant work bala !!!

Abhi picture baaki hai mere dost !

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