Reading vcd's "About me" had me in splits yesterday. Its really a shame that Freaks doesn't have a post on its Cult movie. A movie that had dislodge the Cults status of LSA2SB and Snatch with shameless ease. There have been just too many reviews and blogs written on Gunda...so i would like to refrain from the same as I'm pressed for time (well its good to shoot off a lie every now an then) and I wouldn't be able to add my 2 cents to a low hanging fruit (thank u Phatak).
So I started writing this blog with a view to get people's fav dialogue from Gunda (If u havent watched the movie...BURN IN HELL!). Let me start off with my fav dialogue...mouthed by the legendary Mukesh Rishi on seeing his slutty sis raped (yeh the one with - face Sonali, taangein Raveena, aankhen Karishma) molested and cold on top of a 'haathgaadi'.
Munni meri behen munni ... To tu mar gayi? Lambu aata ne tujhe lamba kar diya? Maachis ki tilli ko khamba kar diya?
Arrey mere dil maine kya kya armaan the tere liye...
Maine to tere liye 300 chokre dekhe the...Woh bhi ekdum chikne...
Jo tujhe bhaata wohi tera pati bantha!
Magar tu to katela gurda yaani ki murda ho gayi!
Long Live the legendary Cult movie...waiting for some hilarious comments :-)
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Baap Pe Poot,
Pita Pe Ghoda,
Kuch Nahin To Thoda Thoda !
Prabhuji ki Jay ho !
a few from the uncountable gems:
mera naam hai ibu hatela ...
maa meri chudail ki beti ...
baap mera shaitan ka chela ...
(then pointing towards his non-existent thing)
... khayega kela
Bulla mujhe mat maar ...
tujhe AIDS se bachaane ke liye main nirodh ban jaaonga
Towel ban kar teri kamar se lipat jaaonga
and of course the legendary:
kisi ne sach hi kahaa hai ki ...
baap pe poot ...
pitaa pe ghodaa ...
kuch nahi to thodaa-thodaa
Legendary introduction of the God in this film:
Main hoon jurm se nafrat karne wala
Shareefo ke liye jyoti, gundo ke liye jwala
Pretty much all of Bulla's dialogues. One when he is trying to rape Shankar's wife and he tells the crowd
Chale jao warna faadke rakh doonga,
Koi aage badha to use gaadhke rakh doonga,
Kyoonki naam hai mera Bulla
Aur hamesha rakhta hoon main khulla
When Chootiya dies
Abhi to tere tube mein light aaya tha
Shankar ne tera fuse hi uda diya
then that growl:
Shankaaarrrr..mera naam hai bhulla, main rakhta hoon hamesha khulla
tere seene mein bhok doonga maut ka khilla.
few more in no particular order -
Ae kuffan chor neta.... Kaam ki baat bata.
jis kaam ke liye tu billi ka dudh peeke dillise aaya hai
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naam hai mera potay,
jo apne baap kay bhe nahi hotay
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Hum tuze maar mar ke teri halat dhandewali ki us jagah ki chamdi ki tarha kardenge jo fatke kha kha ke kali ho jati hain
Har kisi ko ma bahen ki gali ho jati hain...
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Bheegi hui cigaret kabhi jalegi nahi
aur yeh tay hain ke teri maut ki tareekh kabhi talegi nahi
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Bulla toone khullam khulla lambu aata ko maut ke tave par senk diya,
Uski laash ko worli ke gutter mein phenk diya!
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Lucky Chikna : dekh r****, dhandhe pe bethi hai to budhdha kya jawaan kya! kya chhota kya bada, kya betha kya khada!
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Lucky Chikna: ay Nirodh Kumar zara condom le kar aa
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LAMBU ATAA (to munni):
aare tune kanti shah ki LOHA nahi dekhi jiska dialouge he CHATRI HOTI HAI KHOLNE KAY LIYE, CHADHAR HOTI HAI ODHNE KAY LIYE AUR LADKI HOT HAI CHEDNE KAY LIYE
Great one Marw...cudnt stop laughing at the Worli gutter dialogue....a few more:
Lambu Atta: Yaad hai tereko Kundan...woh dhandewaali yaad hai? Jo tereko bolti thi...
Mere pyaare chikne Kundan
Lagaoongi tereko Chandan
Pairon ke jhule mein jhulake
Tereko pahuchaoongi is jahaj se London
Lambu Atta:
Badshah ki behen ho ya Fakir ki Beti
Ek na ek din din aati hai Mard ke neeche bachane ke liye Seeti
Now a Kubrick
Bulla: Tune hame "Naakoon ka mahal" kaha tha na?
Kala Shetty: Ab hum tumhe Saande ke tel laga kar maarenge
Adding to Aup's intro of Prabhuji..
Prabhuji:
Main hoon jurm se nafrat karne wala
Shareefo ke liye jyoti, gundo ke liye jwala
Kaala Shetty:
Tujhe banakar maut ke moo ka niwala
Tere seene mein main bhog doonga maut ka bhaala
Pote: Hum yahan ke Dada hain Shankar, jyaada badbad karke apne zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar!
And no one mentioned the legendary..
Chutiya: Maine Vitamin SEX khaaya hai!!!
jaljala jaag utha hai,,
aab sabko pata chal jayega ki gang war start ho gayi hai,,
laashe is tareh tapkegi jaise nenne munne bacche ki nunni se peshab tapakta hai ..tap tap tap!!!
"Gang war" nahin bolta hai Pote....if u listen closely u'll hear "Gengvar"
Stuff of legends!
We forot a lengendary dialogue
Lambu aata:
Bulla..bulla ka naam lekar tune meri khopdi hila diya hai
khada kar diya hai mera...(waving his hands)ghusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai
saale ko maine doodh pila pilakar pala tha
Lekin aaj woh meri chaati chabana chahta hai
We forgot a legendary dialogue
Lambu aata:
Bulla..bulla ka naam lekar tune meri khopdi hila diya hai
khada kar diya hai mera...(waving his hands)ghusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai
saale ko maine doodh pila pilakar pala tha
Lekin aaj woh meri chaati chabana chahta hai
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3923767355169636477&q=gunda
Its already there in Freaks' movie link on the first page. Yeh "Chaati chabana chahta hai" is another cult.
Another GODLY dialogue with sheer overtone of repetitiveness and Kubrickness:
Kaala Shetty: Lambu Aate ka bhai Kundan ko laaya hai apun.
Kundan: Aaye tum log ko maaloom nahin kya apun Lambu Aata ka bhai Kundan hai
Kaala Shetty: Agar tu Lambu Aate ka bhai Kundan hai na, to apun bhi kuch kam nahin.
Genius!!!
hahaha .... total kubrick'esque dialog hai woh .... tu lambu aata ka bhai hai to hum bhi kuch kam nahin ... hahahaha
A few more:
Mera naam hai lambu aata aur tujhe main doonga maut ka chaata
Chutiya: Mujhe bhi ek ladki chahiye...uski tarah...uska naam kya hai...haan...HASEENA jiska mera bhai din raat nikalta hai PASEENA!
And the legendary...
Mithun's father to the inspector: Inspector sahab, begunaho ke khilaaf saboot paida kar lete ho aur gunehgaron ke liye saboot maangta ho! Lagta hai Bulla ka THOOK chaata hai tumne...PISHAAP piya hai uska!!!
This is the best movie :-) Thanks Sri for providing the link!
Some of the cult scenes:
1. When Lambu Ata is about to be killed by Bulla, just listen to the options he provides to Bulla in lieu of killing him. LOL.
2. Final scenes, when Bulla comes to kill God with an army of 1 million rickshwas (I wonder who was driving so many of them- because all we see is a handful of rickshaw drivers.)
nobody mentioned this. i thought it was hilarious:
"bulla, tune khullam-khulla lambu aata ko maut ke tawe mein sek diya,
uski laash ko worli ke guttaer mein phek diya."
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