In sync with Vishal's post I proudly present the UMBC XI (Well I am gonna surprise a few ppl here):

1) Ripin ... Forces his way into the team on his stupendous domestic performance
2) Amit Mahadevan ... Technically correct
3) Anoop ... our very own Naseer Hussain
4) Faisal ... Bevan
5) Srikant ... Jaaaaved ... that man ... that ....
6) Rehan ... Wasimbhai
7) Vishal ... the only indispensable guy in the team
8) Anadi ... because he has a car ... and yeah if u want to count the matka runout, then that too
9) Anand Patwardhan ... He was picked in place of Bala, because of his cool temperament
10) Minal Mishra ... looks like one for the future
11) Anubhav Sonthalia ... When we bat 2nd we need a target, Anubhav's wides do exactly that. He's the MAN !!!

12th man: our very own Balls (currently dropped on disciplinary grounds)

Umpires: Jayprakash and Hariharan

Coach, Manager, Media Manager, TV Commentator, Jester, Audience: Balaji Sadasivam.