Freak Dialogues
I was waching the AFI 100 best movie quotes of all times yesterday. Had some pretty stunning lines in there including "I will make him an offer he cant refuse"- Godfather, "Life is a box of choclates"- Forrest Gump and "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver. Sitting on my ass here in Raliegh I came up with an idea...why dont I write abt 20 of the best Freak dialogues of all times. With able help from Bailya and Marwadi, I conjured 20 of the very best and here it goes...
20. Doneeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeet - Aup
19. Chal fresh hote hai aaj ... - Bhaiyya
18. Bullock ka male Bull hota hai - Aup
17. Uske chacha ne usse naak se gaane ke liye kaha tha kya ? -Bhaiyya (On Sonu Nigam)
16. That peer ... that fuck ... has hagged again - Balls
15. PERSONALLY....I think Illayaraja is better than Rehman - Goli
14. Like aneeeeeeetheeeeeng - Balls
13.Yaar sab kehte hain Lata koel (cuckoo) ki tarah gaati hai. Abey to uske liye Koel hai na....yeh buddhi kyun chahiye.-Bhaiyya
12. Jiska naam Meghneel hai, jo Malad se aata hai aur Temple University mein mein Master's kar raha hai woh bhi Data Mining mein ..woh kabhi uth sakta hai kya?? - Balls
11. Apna to baat ho gaya tha na -Bailya
10. It wasnt as bad as i expected - Lookateeem
9. Kuch cheejein hoti hain yaar - Bhaiyya
8. Watch ur step...U too! - Balls
7. Yaar bahut din ho gaye koi jaanwar ya ladki ka shikar karke !! - Bhaiyya
6. Tu kaan se apna Lund nikal aur tel daal - Bhaiyya
5. Mujhe koi walk karte hue nazar aa raha hai - Goli
4. Nahin,haan,matlab pata nahin yaar - Marwadi
3. Yaar tune kabhi 140 pound ka chutiya dekha hai? - Bhaiyya
2. That's a good un...infact its a great un - Lookateeem
1. Le meri gaand se jala le.... -Bhaiyya
So what do u think abt the list guys...Mention some if I missed something (Definitely I mustve missed a helluva lot).Bhaiyya roxx in one-liners!!!! (He shudnt have gone to Las Vegas though)
Here are some Non-Freak uns that are worth a mention.
Jetlag ho gaya hai Bala - Vivek
Meri Zindagi to khuli khitab hai...Amitabh kya hai mere aagey? - Narayan
Hoping for a lot more of such cult dialogues in the future....
-Balls
18 comments:
Yaar bahut din ho gaye koi jaanwar ya ladki ka shikar karke !! - Bhaiyya -- This one should be second on the order ...
another one to mention would be vishals dhamki to srikant which scared the shit out of srikant .. "gaand main dum hai to yahan bol na ... "
There eeeeeeeeeeet is !!!
Close 20th could have also been
"Khaana Waana Khaate Hai" -- Aup
though I am hogging the limelight like aneeething (Dr.Saab ki jai)
"Dad, maine kutte ke tarah padhayi kiya" -- Bhaiyya again
"Apna kya hai bhen..." - Aup on a conference call with cousins
Non-Freaks cult mein:
"Yaar..aaj doodh bahut tasty hai yaar" -- ( Kurup on Coffee Creamer)
"Subah 4 baje itna chu**** nahi kata kabhi " -- Paave after air dance
Once again...excellent blog !!
You missed one though..
"Yaar maa baap bachhon ko kyon marte-pitate hain...badmashi karne ke liye...Goli ko pakane ke liye maar padti hogi"
-- Bhaiyya
PS : I forgot my passwd and somehow I didn't get the user/passwd recover email from customer support..so leaving the comments as anonymous. Hagged like aneeee..thing
Another one - from Bhaiya's stables (where else)
Yaar route 40 par jo double T diner hai na uske tiramisu bahut sex (read seh) hai; Chalo chalte hain!
And another one from Bhaiyya's stable :
Tu koi London ka 'Sexspear' hai??
Times of India have started copying now from Freaks!!! The after I posted the blog look what came out on TOI..
http://people.indiatimes.com/quickies/1150676.cms
Fuckin' plagiarist gossipers...
Super !!!! I think 'Oww Thyair' should also be included.
Great one balls !!! Me n Bhaiyya had a whale of a time (note WHALE) discussing the blog at Dunkin !!
I think Balls that you forgot the mother of all cult dialogues. I think you shud admit "Sorry main haga"!
another good one..infact another great one is
"Libido ke saamne maut kya hai" -- Balls
"Tu kya bada lord fuckland hai kya saale"
a classic worthy of any top 10:
"aankh se aansoo aa gaya" - Bala
another good one:
"arre bhai koi mujhe STOP sign dikhao" - Goli
Another non-freak one
"Bhikari bhi insaan hota hai" -- Paave
Owww shit how the hell cud we forget that cult dialogue from Paave!!!! Cardinal sin thyair.....
Another great un from Paave "Jab se uska naam Jumping Jack pada, woh aur ooncha kudhne laga" - Paave on Jeetu
Another one from ... Mike - on being asked about the movie Kaal
- Ajay Devgan bhoot hai kya?
- arre .. Woh bhoot nahi ch**t hai
...(Mike tu bhi)
- Paave
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