Sunday, October 09, 2005

Baltimore to San Francisco

Scene 1
Outside Bhaiyya and Mike's apartment building. Smoking cigarettes by the dozen. It is morning, about 9:15 am on a Tuesday. Mike looks frustrated. Bhaiyya is laughing at Mike.

Mike: Anil Chandragupta madarchod hai re sala!
Bhaiyya: Hahahahahaha! Kaise?
Mike: Arey kal subah sala main dus baje pahuncha na, to mereko Chandragupta ka email aya tha, saying that 'Try to make it before 9:30'
Bhaiyya: Nahi nahi, ye barabar nahi hai re... Anyway, tere woh company ka kya hua? Relocation de rahe hain tereko?
Mike: Nahi na bhenchod saale. Lekin tune poochha tere friend ko ki kitna paisa lagta hai gaadi transport karwane ke liye?
Bhaiyya: Haan woh bola ki about barah sau rupaye lagte hain.
Mike: Oh fuck! Usse achha to main gaadi chala ke leke jaunga.
Bhaiyya: Hahahahaha!
Mike: Hus mat... soch na... it will be cheaper than transporting it and road trip ka road trip bhi ho jayega.
Bhaiyya: Haan re, actually teri baat mein dum hai.
Mike: Aur kya, kya bolta hai... ayega mere saath san fran gaadi mein?
Bhaiyya: Chal re jaate hain!

Barring a few censored out swear words towards Chandragupta, this was the gist of the conversation between Bhaiyya and me that spurred us on to decide to drive to San Francisco. It's going to be a great drive. I will write a day - by - day account of our travels and travails towards the city of San Francisco. So watch this space.

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Anonymous said...

Day-by-Day experience likhne ke liye you guys should reach there in one piece. All the best for that..we will keep you in our prayers :-)

P.S: Mike..I call your car

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Sorry mein haga..there would be no car remaining. I call Bhaiyya's car

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I think Aup's going to file away the brake lines of my car so that it fails somewhere midway between Baltimore and San Fran :(

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Sahi hain yaar- Baltimore to SF! Gaadi dheere chalana :-)

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