Baltimore to San Francisco

(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do [1]

[1] Pet Shop Boys
[2] Meghneel, refer 1

( Couldn't help myself :D )

Scene 2: Baltimore to Cleveland (Cleveland? THE WHYYYY?)

It is 7:00 pm, both Bhaiyya and Mike are very late to start off (so what's new?). At last, the last bag is in the car.

Narrator: On October 18th, 2005, Mike and Bhaiyya started the journey of a thousand miles with a single step; or the journey of three thousand four hundred and sixty two point one seven miles with the flick of the gear shift. The drive from Baltimore the Cleveland takes one through the states of Maryland, Pennsylvania and Ohio.

Mike: Hum log abhi is car ko really "fully loaded" kehe sakte hain!
Bhaiyya: Hahahahahahaha!
Mike: Chal boss, niklis, already late ho gaya hai, bhenchod jaisa, let's go, man!
Bhaiyya lowers his tone and his demeanor becomes deferential; talking about the hallowed Cigarette God always has this effect on Bhaiyya
Bhaiyya: Yaar, ek cigarette marke nikalte hain...
Mike: Yes, of KHourse!

Narrator: So after the mandatory salutations to the God, Mike and Bhaiyya are finally on their way to Cleveland at 7:05 pm. Generally, it would take sane men about 6 hours of non-stop driving to complete this 370 mile drive; it takes them only 5 hours and 15 minutes and that too after 45 minutes' worth of breaks in between.

Enter Sagar, Mike's friend living in Cleveland, studies at Cleveland State University.
Sagar: Kay re madarchod, kasa ahes? Mela nahis na vatet?
(Hey, mothafukka, wassup? Didn't have an accident and die on the way, did you?)
Mike: Nahi aai zavadya, nahi melo, tula marlya shivay ani azun ek don kama ahet ti kelya shivay marnar nahi me. (No, mothafukka, I won't die till I kill you, and there are a few other things that are preventing me).
Sagar: Hahahahaha!
Mike: Kya solid thandi hai idhar!
Sagar (heavy heavy marathi accent to his hindi): Arey haan, idhaar aisa thandi padneko shtart ho gaya hai. Raat mein to 45 degree tak jata hai.
Mike: Oh fuck! Itna jaldi itna thandi?
Sagar: Ho re, kay karnar, aliya bhogasi... (Yes, man, can't help).
Mike: Hmm, te hi kharach ahe. (Ya, that's true). Chal re gharat chal, nahitar thandi nech maraycho, gadi cha accident vhaychi garaz nahi padnar! (Let's go inside, otherwise we'll die of cold and you won't have to wait for me to die a horrible, terrible, gory and bloody death on the highway).
Sagar: Ho, I would rather that you die in a car wreck.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike and Bhaiyya: MADARCHOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The trio make their way into the apartment building. It's a tall building in downtown Cleveland. It's okay, not too good, not too bad. 9th floor is Sagar's apartment (among others, of course). Sagar, Mike and Bhaiyya enter his apartment.

Mike: De reeeeeeeee, beer de!
Sagar: Aai ghalya adhi chappal tar kadh! (At least take your footwear off!)
Mike: Chappal kadhta kadhta beer peeto me! Lavkar de.
Sagar (refering to Mike's maniacal driving): Tumhi lok kaychakay lavkar alat re.
Mike: Ho ka? Mala nahi asa vatla. Beech mein mere gaadi mein ek bachcha rone laga, "Mummeeeeeee, bhoook lageeee haiiiiii!"
Narrator: This is a tangential and derogatory remark to Bhaiyya's hunger and the break that Mike and Bhaiyya had to take just 30 minutes into their trip due to this.
Bhaiyya: Haan, tu to kabhi khata hi nahi hai na, bhosade!
Mike: Haan, nahi khata huun.
Bhaiyya (imitating Mike): Bhosade mein ja re!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

After a couple beers and six laac cigarettes later...

Sagar: Chal re me zopto, mala udya lavkar uthun Mugdha la kamavar sodayla zaychay.
Mike: Hmm, udya mala kahich kaam nahi ahe.
Sagar: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike: Thamb re randechya, roz roz tula maza darshan milta ka?
Sagar: Thank GOD, nahi milat!

Translation
(
Sagar: Alrighty then, I am going to sleep, tomorrow I have to get up early and take Mugdha to work.
Mike: Hmm, tomorrow I have nothing to do.
Sagar: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike: Wait you son of a whore, do you get to see me everyday?
Sagar: Thank GOD that doesn't happed!
)

After 5 hours of sleeping

Mike (getting up): It's 8:00 shit!
Sagar: You leaving now or later?
Mike: Let Bhaiyya get up, which will take another sixx yeeaaas. So my guess would be later.

After an infinite amount of time, which includes accompanying Sagar and his girlfriend (oops! fiancee) to her workplace, coming back, drinking chai and then showering, Bhaiyya and Mike are finally ready for the second leg of their journey!