Monday, October 10, 2005

Big B:- Hallowed be thy name

On account of GOD's bday on the 11th of Oct, Vishal and moi decided that we wud pose 11 questions to Freaks and post the results as a poll on the blog. The much-awaited results are as follows:

Fav Movie: (no real surprises here)
Sholay(4)
Deewar(4)
Amar Akbar Anthony(1)
Lawaaris(1) - (Kausum where the hell did that come from??)

Fav Song: (no clear fav here)
Tere jaisa yaar kahan(1) - aankh se aanso aa gaya ...
Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge(1) - Still remains the greatest hindi song on friendship.
Rang Barse(1)
jumma chumma dede(1) - amit rocks ... kimi ... growllllllll!
Pag Ghungroo baand(1) - classic amit ... brilliant song ... brilliant execution
Jaane Kaise Kab kahan(1) - Good song...nice choice bhaiyya
Kabhie kabhie(1) - (Balls' opinion ...zzzzz)
Inteha Ho Gayee Intezaar Ki(1)
My Name is Anthony Gonsalves(1) - Excoooz me puhlees.
Mere Agne mein(1) - Versetality of the man to the fore.

Best Performance: (again kinda a no-brainer between Deewar and Agneepath, though its a surprise not even one Freak went for Shakti)
Deewar(4) - one for the GODs ... stunner!
Agneepath(3) - pura naam vijay dinanath chauhan ... aaaahhh ... orgasm!
Sholay(1)
Anand(1) - (I thought Kaka stole the limelight here?)
Black(1)
Namak Halal(1) (i know it adds up to 11 ... not our fault ... we can count ... blame suraj, cos he couldnt make up his mind between agneepath and deewar)

Worst Movie: (most of these movies suck ... hard to pick one)
Mrithyudata(1) - couldnt have picked a worse comeback flick
Jaadugar(1)
Boom(1) - Katrina Kaif was gorgeous in this one ... ohh ... sorry no distractions ... back to the poll ... Katrina ... ohhhh so sexy ... slurrrp (censored)
lal badshah(1)
Kyoon..ho Gaya Naa(1)
Saudagar(1)
Shahenshah(1)
Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan(1) - (??? ... r u sure strikant it belongs here?)
Toofan(1) - double amitabh ... double the suckiness
Waqt - The race for exit doors

Fav Dialogue:
The popular choices:

Main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahin uthatha (4) - aaaaaah .... that classic .... numero uno ... and justified
Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai (3)
Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti(3) - the way he says it ... that mocking tone ... priceless!
jaoo pehle us aadmi ka sign leke aoo jisne mere haath pe ...(4) - cult status

The Critics picks (Vcd and Me :-))

Ma .. maine aaj haat dho liya hai - Agneepath(1)
Pagar Badhawo..Ye policewale ka pagar badhawo tum..sala itana paisa main ghar nahi chalata..Imaan kaise chalega - Agneepath(1)
Aaj apun ka mauth ke saath appanment hai ,,,English mein bolta hai ..kyaa- Agneepath(1)
Peter..tum mujhe dhund rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan intezaar kar raha hoon- Deewar (2)
Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis saal - Agneepath(2)

Basically this kinda shows us that most of Amit's memorable lines are from Deewar and Agneepath....and interestingly these two were voted as his best performances...put 2 and 2 together.


Amit/Jaya or Amit/Rekha (surprisingly close ...)
Amit/Jaya(6) ... Jaya u can relax now ... freaks have given the verdict
Amit/Rekha(4) ... Rekha ... too bad ... u r 2nd in line in the polls too ... but we guys are still hungry :-)))

Comedy/Drama or Angry
Angry(7) - lots of reasons given for this ... emergency ... unemployment ... frustration of the common man ... all these factors made him a superstar ... but the generation after that also chooses him and shows it was not just a phase ... it was the sheer brilliance on the man's part
Comedy(1) - we lost an actor with brilliant comic timing to this whole angry young man wave ...
All of the above(1) - its a poll ... choose one Yatin!!!

Which wud u have liked to see him in (some very very interesting ones in here):
Oskar Schindler(1)
Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver(1)
Andy Dufrene(1)
Godfather(1) - did a similar thing in sarkar ... but amit doing the original role would have been something else ... cos with due respect to RGV ... he is still no Coppola
Tyler Durden(1)
Gladiator(1) - Interesting choice bhaiyya.
Judah Ben Hur(1)
Jeffrey Lebowski(1) - hahahahahahaha ... good un Lookateem
Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man(1)
Al Pacino in Scarface(1) - KK has done it again...thought it was done in Agneepath!

Could he have taken on Hollywood
Definitely(9)
No(1) (Bhaiyaa's acting Lucifer here :-) )

Funniest role:
Chupke Chupke(6) - main jo keheta hu woh samjati hai ki tum keh rahe ho ... keheta main hi hu ... keheta main hi hu ... lekin woh tum jo main hu aur woh main jo tum ho ... woh main jo main ...(CLASSIC!)
AAA(3) - aisa to aadmi do ich baar bhagta hai life me, olympic race ho police ka chase ho ... tum kis ke liye bhagta hai bhai
Namak Halal(1) - Nice one Strikant ... easy to forget that one

Voice/Dialogue or On screen persona:
Screen Persona(4)
Dialog Delivery(2)
Voice (1)
All of the above(1) - Yatin does it again!
Eyes(1) - ye, that idiot is Vishal


Here's a toast to the greatest thespian ever to grace Indian cinema. Thanks for providing us with wholesome entertainmentduring our glory days and hopefully in the future too. U rule the roost...the true Badshah of Indian cinema...you have said it yourself in Kaalia :Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai. Happy B'day from Freaks.

-BALLS / VCD

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Amitabh! Can I get an autograph please ... Yea, u r that good!

Anonymous said...

Maine aaj tak tujh se kuch nahin maanga hai bhagwan....tu bhi mat maang!

Anonymous said...

Hey,

Amazing idea, brilliantly executed.


p.s. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118673/


laterzz

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything except critic's response to KK's opinion on "Which role would you have liked the God play?"..the one that said "thought it was done in Agneepath!" - I dunno if it's just me but I believe that's not a fair comparison cuz both characters were really different and so were the respective actors' performances in those roles.

my 2 cents

Anonymous said...

Yatin,
I second your thoughts. Agneepath can at the most be called as a loosely inspired Scarface. The story line is revenge centric unlike Scarface. Vijay Dinanath Chahuhan has a totally different character sketch than Tony Montana.The acting from both the Gods is different in their own way.
Thankfully there is no reference to that cult dialogue " Say Hello to my little friend" in the form of "Mere Chote Dost ko Namaste Kaho"
a la Chocolate ( scene to scene copy from The Usual Suspects )
"Shaitaan ki sabsi bada khel yehi hai ki woh duniya ko uske namaujoodgi ka yakeen dila deta hai"

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