Wednesday, October 05, 2005

what if ...

some interesting what ifs ... maybe we could add a few of our own to this funny-in-parts list:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/29/AR2005092901881_pf.html

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one bro! Here's another one:

What if the Red Sox hadn't traded Bambino to the Yankees in 1920?

Anonymous said...

What if Bala married Celina?
The Freaks wud'nt have to spend money on my bachelor party.

What Goli had never been born?
Evolution wudve never happened,Jesus and Moses wudve ceased to exist. Creatures like "Lookateem" wudve ruled the world.

What if Bhaiyya and Marwadi fell in Love?
Out of syllabus :-))

Anonymous said...

What if Bala married Celina?
Bachelors party -- we neways wouldn't spend :-). You would be the eldest 1 yr old alive after Goli.

What if Goli had never been born?
1.We would all be pseudopoids
2.Hangal would be the only buzurgh alive to have seen the dinosaurs.

What if Bhaiyya and Marvadi fell in love?
1.They would take 6 yrs to sell a 'share'.
2.Baltimore would replace SanFran as the gay capital of the world.
3.Mike would die in agony.

What if Lookatheem and I ate to 75% of our capacity?
There would be enough to feed the whole of Somalia.

What if Mike was a sober person?
Out of syllabus

What if Marvadi was the prime minister of India?
pata nahi yaar.

Anonymous said...

What if Balls hadn't cut his hair?
A zillion lice wouldn't have been killed.

What if Bhaiyya could make a decision in a split second?
A second would be six yeaaaaas long.

What if kateeeem didn't come to my and Bhaiyya's place?
He would have no clean clothes and our washer/drier would still be clean.

Anonymous said...

Open ended question
What if Freaks were Shahrukh Khan fans?

Anonymous said...

Then, I guess the Freaks would be called "The Gay Freaks"!!
PS: Gay = Happy :-)

Anonymous said...

Q. What if the Titanic hadnt sunk?
A. We would have been saved from seeing a bore of a movie, the world would have saved around 1.8 billion dollars and Bala would have been "the king of the world", the only downside being we would have missed seeing Kate Winslet nude.

Q. What if Andy Dufresne's plot of escaping from Shawshank prison was foiled?
A. He would have turned gay by now

Q. what if India had won the 2003-04 series Down Under?
A. Shane Warne's nightmares of Sachin coming down the track and hitting him for a six would have been replaced by new ones, the ones where Ganguly removes his pants and swirls them around on the SCG balcony.

Anonymous said...

vcd ...nice one
One more..
What if Samir stopped writing only comments and posted a blog instead?
His name would be on the contributor's list.

Anonymous said...

Hahahah....vcd the last one was hilarious. A few more:
What if Goli never had a car?
We wud have all walked to 'freshen' ourselves up.

What if Dr.RajKumar covered "Fade to Black" ?
Instead of the song being banned from the radio, it wud've served as a prescription to overcome depression and suicidal tendencies.

What if Kaka played Don Corleone?
He wudve sung 'Goron ki na kaalon ki..' which basically wudve been so irresistable that it just cudnt be refused. Khartoum wudve lived another derby.

What if the 'What if blog' was never posted?
Ahh F**k it, need to have a shite!

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